Gwenevere

Gwenevere:  "mom, let's french kiss"  a bit surprised but not sure if Gwenevere knows what she is talking about asks, "How would we do that?"
Gwenevere explains, "You know, we kiss each other on the checks, like the french."  Big sigh of relief.  Okay let's do that.

Today Gwenevere said her first cuss word.  "I'll be damned..."  She was repeating a line from a movie.  I explained to her that she just said a cuss word and then showed her how to use the word properly.  "But if you see a beaver dam or a dam on a river by all means, dam  away."
We both start laughing.